Chronicles of a Bimbo....

like, helloooo everyone!

Today was, like, such a drag...i did like nothing the whole day except, like, read a textbook...can you like try and imagine that..? me reading...?? thats like soooooooo 2006!! i wouldnt be caught DEAD near a book in public! Unless of course its like, Vogue or something...

So i was like sitting at home, and i got like sooooo sick of my textbook that i like totally went mental and went on a total bitch-fit...? and like i jumped in a taxi and told the driver to get me to town, and he was like, soooooo checking me out!!!

thats like soooooo yucky!!the guy was like at least 40...?!? and he like totally dressed WEIRD!! like if he had some money, then maybe i woulda like batted an eyelid or sumthing, but taxi drivers must be like the poorest people in the whole frikkin world..?

So i like totally gave that perv the evil eye and he like pretended he didnt notice and like totally kept on staring and shit..? but i could still totally FEEL him lookin, like under his shades thru that mirror cars have like over the steering wheel...? like he totally kept staring, and i couldnt see through those cheap-ass shades, but i felt his creepy crawly eyes UNDRESSING me??

I mean, like, who did he think he was kidding...? i know a perv when i see a perv!! and this perv was like the biggest, EVER..?? like nobody ever uses that stupid mirror that much...? and he kept on lookin at the mirror like every ten seconds..? i like totally know that im hot..? and i dont need you to, like, prove it..?

So anyway, i was like what-everrrrr....and i got out of the taxi...? and i told that broke-ass cabbie to like keep the change, and he told me i was a dollar short..? and i was like dude, its like just a dollar...? and then, he like shook his head at ME, and said forget it...??? like as if I care...

and i was like standing there, and you could like totally tell all the guys were checking me out..??? and the girls were like mega pissed off..? it was like totally frikkin hilarous..?!? like, dont hate me just coz im hot!!!

so i was like waiting for the the rest, and i was like really really hungry, and i went to Burger King, and i bought myself a salad..? and thats when they came and i was like oh... my... gawd....who was the new girl..?

like, what a total DORK!! so i like said to her, "nice shoes", and she like totally thought i meant it..? like, what a loooooser!!

and like she ate like a whole frikkin burger!! what a total pig!! and when she was done, she like apologised and said she had to leave coz she needed to study..?? like, what???

Its like im totally glad she left, coz i was like thinking about the future, and its like the rest'a the day woulda like totally sucked if she'd hung around...?


The End.


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